Whew!!!!!!!!
Now that I have recovered from THE PARTY, I can recount some foggy memories in the faint of Loony entertainment for the masses.
I have to shout out props to my man Chris Charow and his wife Tina! They came up with this great idea to celebrate and give me a really good reason to party.....hard! I cannot wait until next years party!!!
Five words............JELLO SHOTS (400) and SUMO WRESTLING!!!!!! (no I did not eat them all by my self...tried though).
This was the first annual 4th of Laborial Holiday. A holiday that celebrates many holidays all in one night. The party officially started at 3pm for us die hards and everyone else mozzied (I hope I spelled mozzied right. I once mozzied in front of the draft board. Though it was more of a saschey. Whew, ruff coral.) I love that line! in throughout the night.
The first holiday that was celebrated was.....Valentines Day! This was at 5pm. We celebrated by of course, a wild orgy! As is it is V Day. No that was only in my sick and twisted mind. Jello shots all around! Did I mention we had 400 of them?
Now keep in mind we celebrated a new holiday every half hour.
Holiday #2 - St. Patty's Day!!! Jello Shots and beer! This is now 5:30pm for you technical geeks.
Holiday #3 - Easter!!! (I could get foggy starting here as I have been drinking since 3pm) Jello Shots, beer and more Jello Shots in Easter Eggs!! They were so cute! and full!
Holiday #4 - Memorial Day!!! Umm.....oh yeah.... Jello Shots, beer, Easter Egg JS and Jungle Juice - It was fermenting to build the yummy goodness of alcohol with fruit in it!!! It was the drink of the night.
Holiday #5 - What comes after MD? July 4th? Oh who cares by now!! It is 7pm and I am feeling pretty good....pretty good????? I felt great!!!!!! I mean there was JS (jello shots), beer, EEJS (easter egg JS), jungle juice and wine!!!!!
For a disclaimer there was food at the party. Chris burned all his hair to cook it. So I made sure that I had a belly full of food before the real serious rounds of drinking began. And yes there was more than Chris, Tina and I. There was a total of 30-40 or so.....oh I don't know!
Holiday #6 - Labor Day!!! See above for what we drank....it's too much to write over and over and over and over and over and over.......ok I'll stop.
By now you are all screaming at me that I had mentioned SUMO WRESTLING....so stop!!!!! It hurts my delicate ears........just kidding......I'm deaf...........or am I???? If I wasn't before....I am now.
Chris and Tina had a friend who had a sibling who rents sumo suits. Nuff said. We started at 7 and had our first offical match. Now I am sure you are wondering who was the ref. No? Well pretend like you did as it will make me feel better. Me!!!! As the resident partymonger who lived in Japan for 2 years, it was my honor to be ref.......oh who cares. We really had a great time. The only draw back.......was the STENCH!!!!! Those suits reeked before we put them on and we soaked them in Febreeze and Lysol!!!!! But as we were celebrating Emperors Day in honor of our event.....the games must go on. I will post pics later with the help of my good friend Sara.
Now what holiday is it? as I have forgotten and am too drunk to remember. Oh yeah, Turkey Day!!!! Gobble Gobble Gobbble up all them yummy Jello SHots still left over from Easter and Memorial Day and you get the picture.
Then it was time for Christmas!!!! One thing I did forget to mention was that when a partier arrived, they were given their Christmas present early. It was a Mardi Gras bead with a small mug for the jungle juice. The men had to flash and the women had too......well, let's just it was fun!!! Now it was not funky and weird.....for me that is! HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
At the tone, the time will be...9:30pm BOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!
all the way until Midnight!!! It was too tiring to fit more holidays in and by then who would remember.
At the stroke of 12...............it was time to celebrate our last holiday of the night...........you are all wondering what comes after New Years??????,...........HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
That's right we felt it was appropriate to celebrate everyone's bday as we do not see each other on those days and.......it was another reason to eat JELLO SHOTS!!!!!
During the course of the night, my good pal o' friend o' mine and host was also being a darn good dj. The toons were jumping and so was the sumo suits!!!! Those things are hard to do!!!!! Hot and Smelly!!!!
About 1 or 2....oh by that time who knew what time it was.....people started heading back to their commodes, I mean abodes....to try and remember where they kept the aspirin and trying to remember if they clean the toilets.....cuz....well.....you know.......if you say you don't....your lying!!
A few of us went down to Chris's fire pit an clipped a nice fat cigar....yes cigar not the other thing.....and wound down and talked about the day and all the old times. Mind you, I have not seen my friend Chris in about 5+ years so we had some catching up to do. So we did it....get your mind out of my gutter.....until 4:30 AM!!!!!! NICE!!!!! It was just like the olden days.
I was up at 7am.......and promptly rolled over and slept again til 9am......I am not that stupid.
I was still feelin reaaaallllll gooood.
So, that is a brief (HA) account of the 1st Annual 4th of Laborial Holiday.
I hope you all liked it and if you have any questions or comments, please leave them...your questions could bring back things I have forgotten or were just too XXX to put here. Only I will know....well..and the people at the party too.
Loony Lou is outta here!
